Re: My days of youth are over

[Frank Olson <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

McGinn wrote:

> Canadian govt agencies will be ALL OVER YOU within no time watching your
> every move, every word and every email.
>
> I am going to report to you to the canadian govt later today since I am not
> sure there are any GUTSY Canadians on this group who does NOT fear the EVIL
> AMERICAN GOVT BLOOD THIRSTY PSYCHOPATHS.


The Canadian Government isn't interested in my activities since I'm a
double agent (my code name is "Boobs").  Everything I learn in ASA is
used to subvert the American beer industry.  I predict that within the
next five years, you guys will be askin' for a "Moose" (Moosehead Beer)
instead of a "Bud".

Now that I've told you all this, I'll have to remotely access your
computer and wipe it's hard-drive.  You will know I did this by the
message it will display on the opening screen.  "Windows ME".  Agents I
work with will also be planting a micro-mini iPod under your pillow that
is set to play a subliminal messages while you sleep:  "You must have
Canadian beer.  You love Canadian beer.  It's micro-brew or no brew."
I'll also have the Truman Capote picture in your bathroom exchanged with
one of Brian Mulroney (former Canadian PM) so you'll know to expect a
sudden craving for "the Moose".