Re: My days of youth are over

["Doug L" <vssdoug@xxxxxxx>]

If this is what Canadian beer has done to you Frank, I think I'll stick with
English, German & Belgian beer, for mass produced American beer I'll take a
Sam Adams.

Doug

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"Frank Olson" <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> The Canadian Government isn't interested in my activities since I'm a
> double agent (my code name is "Boobs").  Everything I learn in ASA is used
> to subvert the American beer industry.  I predict that within the next
> five years, you guys will be askin' for a "Moose" (Moosehead Beer) instead
> of a "Bud".
>
> Now that I've told you all this, I'll have to remotely access your
> computer and wipe it's hard-drive.  You will know I did this by the
> message it will display on the opening screen.  "Windows ME".  Agents I
> work with will also be planting a micro-mini iPod under your pillow that
> is set to play a subliminal messages while you sleep:  "You must have
> Canadian beer.  You love Canadian beer.  It's micro-brew or no brew." I'll
> also have the Truman Capote picture in your bathroom exchanged with one of
> Brian Mulroney (former Canadian PM) so you'll know to expect a sudden
> craving for "the Moose".