Re: DOG RAPISTS and government AGENTS are TORTURING me

[Wayne Delia <wmd@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Kent Wills wrote:
> In Accordance With The Prophecy, On 10 Jul 2006 01:36:41 -0000,
> McGinnn <anon@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>>EVIL FBI and CIA sadists entered my apartment to TORTURE me
>>while I was sleeping.  They cut off my PENIS while I slept and
>>took it into MY kitchen.  They then put it in my BLENDER, and
>>turned it to puree, thus liquifying my PENIS.

Wrong. If the setting was "puree", then your penis would be puree'd, not
liquified. You'd need the blender set to "liquify" in order to have your
penis liquified.

>>They poured it
>>into a glass and set it on my NIGHTSTAND to intimidate me.

I rather prefer Jack Handey's method of intimidation: light a stick of
dynamite, then call up the intended victim and hold the stick up to the
receiver: "Hear that? That's dynamite, baby." They'll be intimidated.

> 	That's gotta suck.  I wonder what the *real* McGinnn would
> think of this.

I am reminded of Kurt Vonnegut's description of his inventor brother's
cluttered desktop. When his boss mentioned how messy his desktop was,
Vonnegut's brother pointed to his own head and said "You should see what
it looks like up here."

WMD