Re: How To Install A Wireless Alarm

[Matt Ion <soundy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

briansgooglegroupemail@xxxxxxxxx wrote:
> Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots - a
> really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of
> Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
> Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big
> Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't
> disturb the Pitbulls,  they've just been wormed."

Don't forget to label the dish "ZEUS & APOLLO"


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