[Message Prev][Message Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next][Message Index][Thread Index]

How To Install A Wireless Alarm

Subject: How To Install A Wireless Alarm
From: briansgooglegroupemail@xxxxxxxxx
Date: 16 Jan 2006 11:57:14 -0800
Newsgroups: alt.security.alarms

Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots - a
really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of
Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big
Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr. Don't
disturb the Pitbulls,  they've just been wormed."

Follow-Ups:
- Re: How To Install A Wireless Alarm
  - From: Matt Ion

Prev by Message: Re: Looking for a basic alarm system
Next by Message: Re: Looking for Wireless Security Manufacturer
Previous by thread: Attn W. Pa. alarm Dealers- holdup team working area
Next by thread: Re: How To Install A Wireless Alarm
Index(es):
- Message
- Thread

alt.security.alarms Main Index | alt.security.alarms Thread Index | alt.security.alarms Home | Archives Home