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Re: Wire prices
> Where do I work, Robert?
I know where I work. Under a bridge. The hours are flexible, money is great,
and the folks are friendly. If you want you can use Google Earth to see me
wave. And I bet my bridge costs a lot more than anyplace you've ever called
home. And Robert always drives by and leaves me a little something extra,
and never yells "get a job" like you bastards do. I hope Bass doesn't punch
out in 2007, it would be hard to find another bridge with better benefits.
You know Frank, what your parents told you was true, if you don't poke the
bear, the bear doesn't bother you.
I hope you can post something noteworthy about Bass that we have not heard
already.
Like:
Bass crapped in my wife's purse, but didn't wipe.
Bass screwed my cat, and now a legal battle looms because he didn't use a
condom .
My 15 year old daughter had a baby that looks just like Bass and now a legal
battle looms because it's pink.
Bass found the school where my kids go, and then crop dusted the playground
with sarin during recess.
Bass is banned for life from aviation forum in sarin incident for not having
current HAZMAT certification.
Bass is acquitted for sarin use incident because from the air it looked like
a meeting of Young Republicans the liberal judge agrees.
Bass being acquitted is reinstated to aviation forum, made its group
moderator and now bans all ASA posters.
Bass streaked through the White House with just a 'Vote for Hillary in 2008'
sticker on pinned his ass.
Bass threw the Dali Lama off the highest mountain in Tibet, and said it was
the Christian thing to do.
Bass gets free lifetime supply of cheap alarm parts from the Chinese
government for tossing the Dali Lama off the mountain.
Bass sells the pictures of him tossing the Dali Lama off the mountain to the
National Enquirer and then claims they're fakes.
National Enquirer then proves Bass is a Yeti and breeds with other cryptids,
ex wife confirms all elements of story.
Bass uses Chinese government technology to put secret spy cameras in home
alarms he sells, just to make kiddy porn.
Bass distributes kiddy porn videos, and cleverly uses logins as actual
titles to the videos, just to violate secure web sites like Honeywell.
Bass gives one free kiddy porn video with every system he sells on line, and
claims it is only to keep perverts off the street.
Bass makes custom kiddy porn video in your home with every system he
installs, if you don't turn him in for installing without a license.
Bass dug up Nixon and uses the skull as a urinal, and says it is the only
good use he has found for any Republicans.
If we can't get anything entertaining from you about Bass for Christmas,
then at least make it interesting for the New Year.
Quoting you:
> Put up or shut up.
"Frank Olson" <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:Yjqjh.517856$5R2.178154@xxxxxxxxxxxx
> Robert L Bass wrote:
>>>You guys are missing the point...
>>
>>
>> In this case it's a code issue. The Canadian electrical code
>
>
> <snip>
>
> So you're wrong (again). And instead of being "man enough" to admit it
> you couch your mistake in a bunch of insults and continue to repeat your
> lies.
>
> Where do I work, Robert? What's the name of my "employer"?
>
> Proof, Bobby, Proof!
>
> Put up or shut up.
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