Re: ADT Essential Wireless Package

["Everywhere Man" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

Chris Farley said it best in Tommy Boy
You can stick your head up the cow's ass to see if the steak is any
good but I'd rather just take the butcher's word on it.


Frank Olson wrote:
> J. <jsloud2001 wrote:
>
> > Oops.  I meant to say "guarantee" not "warranty." We were talking
> > about money back guarantees, not standard if it's broke, we'll fix it
> > language like you posted.  Everybody's got a warranty.   How about a
> > link to a money-back guarantee?  Do you have one of those?
>
>
> Nope.  Never needed one.  I can imagine how one would look like
> though...  Mrs. Smith, we'll drill holes in your door and window frames,
> fish wire inside your walls and spend about a day and a half in your
> house making sure our efforts are not only complete concealed, but meet
> your city's code requirements.  If you don't like our service, we'll
> replace all your doors and windows, remove our wire, and ensure your
> house is left in the exact same state as we found it in...  Sure...