Re: Bass Hole Electronics opens tech support office in India

["petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx>]

Nomen, i didnt gave a Bad Boy of the Month Award for a long time,mostly
cause i dont read the ng as much as i used too..

But with this post i just cant let it pass...

so here to you:

The Bad Boy of the Month Award for April 2006 is given to Nomen Nescio for a
really good post on our so beloved Ass hole of the NG..bAss..

keep those comming in Nomen!


"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@xxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
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> Bass Hole Electronics is pleased to announce the opening of its new tech
> support center in Bombay, India.  The center will be staffed with rhesus
> monkeys.  Said founder Robert Bass, "I know people will think I'm using
> monkeys to prove that even a monkey can install an alarm system, but the
> truth is, it's all economics.  The monkeys work even cheaper than regular
> Indians, and the level of service is pretty much the same, since nobody
> can
> understand them, either."
>
> Incoming calls will be answered by an automated attendant in the caller's
> native language and routed automatically to the next available monkey.
> Each monkey's phone is equipped with several brightly colored buttons,
> some
> of which will put the call on hold, while others will randomly disconnect
> the call.
>
> A separate team of monkeys will prepare the HTML and PR posts which have
> proved such a big hit in the newsgroup.  Said Bass, "I really don't care
> if
> the monkeys type the complete works of William Shakespeare or total
> gibberish.  Nobody reads those posts anyway."
>