HTMF: Bass Hole Electronics opens tech support office in India

[Nomen Nescio <nobody@xxxxxxxxx>]

Bass Hole Electronics is pleased to announce the opening of its new tech
support center in Bombay, India.  The center will be staffed with rhesus
monkeys.  Said founder Robert Bass, "I know people will think I'm using
monkeys to prove that even a monkey can install an alarm system, but the
truth is, it's all economics.  The monkeys work even cheaper than regular
Indians, and the level of service is pretty much the same, since nobody can
understand them, either."

Incoming calls will be answered by an automated attendant in the caller's
native language and routed automatically to the next available monkey.
Each monkey's phone is equipped with several brightly colored buttons, some
of which will put the call on hold, while others will randomly disconnect
the call.

A separate team of monkeys will prepare the HTML and PR posts which have
proved such a big hit in the newsgroup.  Said Bass, "I really don't care if
the monkeys type the complete works of William Shakespeare or total
gibberish.  Nobody reads those posts anyway."