Vanilla Pudding Robery

["Jackcsg" <nospam@xxxxxxxxxx>]

This is just too funny not to share.  This is an excerpted from an article,
which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.



Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately.  The robbers, who expected to find
one or two large safes filled with cash &valuables, were surprised to see
hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.  The robbers cracked the
first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla
pudding.  As recorded on the bank's audiotape system, one robber said, "At
least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding.  The process continued until all safes were opened.  They
did not find one-pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.  Instead,
all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.  Disappointed, the robbers
made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy,
uncomfortably full stomach.  The newspaper headline read:
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IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...