Re: Hail to the Chief

[<thesatguy1@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Or if you can't even run stupid horse shows ask your roommate to hire you as
asst dir at FEMA so you can get his job when he quits 6 months later.

"Jackcsg" <nospam@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
> buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
>
> The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall
> mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and
> blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
> causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.
>
> The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
> pulling
> another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says
> to
> the waiter, "Want coffee."
>
> The waiter says, "Whoa there, Chief! We're still cleaning up your mess
> from
> yesterday. What was all that about anyway?"
>
> The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management
> position
> in United States Government: come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave
> mess for others to clean up,
> disappear for rest of day."
>
>
>