Hail to the Chief

["Jackcsg" <nospam@xxxxxxxxxx>]

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall
mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and
blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling
another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa there, Chief! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was all that about anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position
in United States Government: come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave
mess for others to clean up,
disappear for rest of day."