Re: best cable for video camera

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"Frank Olson" <feolson@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> "Jackcsg" <nospam@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> > Pay attention stupid. 34 years of eating bon bons is effecting your
> > attention skills. Follow the little arrows at the left of the
> > conversation.....sorry, your right, my left.
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> I think Mike has a really hard time distinguishing between his "left" and
> his "right".  It's probably due the straight-jacket he's wearing...
>
> Mike:  "Umm...  let's see.  My 34 year old wedding ring is on my left
hand,
> but that's strapped to my right side, so does that make it my right hand?
I
> write with my right hand, but that's not the one with the wedding ring and
> it's strapped to my left side.  Nurse, I'm so confused!  Then there's all
> the stuff I forgot about Paradox panels.  I can't remember if the hinge is
> on the right side or the left side.  And if my right hand is on my left
> side, does that mean I have to turn the box over to open it from the
right?
> Which hand do I use?  I really don't think Frank should have used black
shoe
> polish on my white slippers.  I wonder if I should chew the hamburger he
> made me on my left side or my right side.  If my left hand is on my right
> side then is that side left?"
>
> :-))
>
If he'd a made it to 9th grade in New Jersey, that's when they start to
teach left and right, your ABC's, and they even start to get into advanced
colors, and tying your own shoes. They like to wait that long there because
they really want the kids to stop breast feeding by the time they hit high
school.....so you can understand Mike's predicament he had to face. So few
choose an education. That's why they don't let them even pump their own
gas...too risky.