Re: Window Security Recommendations

["no wires showing" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

I am still laughing hard. Damn Doug you just authored the funniest post
I have ever read.
Now if you get really bored you can start a list dedicated to all the
far-fetched stories Bass ever told. One of my all-time favorites is the
one where the orthodox Jews would have Bass come to their house during
Passover so he could arm/disarm their alarm (maybe it was turn their
lights on-either way it was a doozy).
You have to go WAYYYYYYYYY back to find that story, but it still hasn't
lost it's zing for being a Bass whopper.
What was your favorite Bass baloney story (and the "Excuse me, who are
you calling white? I'm PINK" story is already spoken for)?