Re: rant: clients

["Russell Brill" <russwbrill@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Okitoki,

I printed and posted your Jewelry store story next to my computer, so I
never forget that nice piece of free advice...... Thanks, Russ

"Okitoki" <okyaysenturk@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:1124033825.765826.284740@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Crash, I just want to tell a little joke that might resemble your
> situation.
>
> There's this guy that enters a jewelry shop and starts to look around.
> After trying many expensive models he decides to go and buy a really
> cheap necklace. As there is only one person behind the counter the guy
> asks the jeweler what the price of the necklace is.
>
> J: "It costs 35$'s"
> G: "Oww wow... Would you mind if I look around a little more"
> J: "No problem..."
>
> Just then the store is barged with tourists and they start to purchase
> all sorts of expensive stuff. The guy approaches the now very busy
> jeweler,
>
> G: "Could I buy that necklace for 20$?"
> J: "You've got to be kidding..." And then starts to deal with the other
> customers...Being patient the guy approaches the jeweler again and
> says:
> G: "Is 20$'s ok?"
> Being very busy and selling thousands of dollars worth of jewelry the
> jeweler says:
> J: "Ok please take it for 20$"
> But just when you thought that this was the end...
> G: "Then could you sell it to me for 5$"
> The jeweler being very annoyed wants to get rid of the guy and does not
> dispute..
> J: "Ok you can take for 5$... but please pay and leave"
> Do you think that this guy is going to give up? NO:
> G: "Could you give it to me for free?"
> Now the guy is getting on the nerves of the jeweler and all he wants to
> do is just get rid of the guy...
> J: "OK please take it and leave... here wrap it up yourself in this
> box."
> Now here comes the final question:
> G: "Can I take two?"
> -----------------------------------------
> What is the morale?
> The more you give.... the more you loose!
> Good-luck
>