Re: Bump!!! Doug L's most excellent post

["Norm Mugford" <1alarm@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Just as funny the second time around.....
Thanks for the memories, Frank

Norm Mugford


"Frank Olson" <feolson@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> Dang!  It's a new month and pretty soon Doug L's most excellet post will
> disappear into the "Google hinterland".  I figured I'd repost it here so
it
> doesn't disappear quite so fast:
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> "Doug L" <vssdoug@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:Wtadnc055-fYJDDfRVn-qw@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > My imagination conjures up the following  image of your first meeting
with
> > your would be attorney.
> >
> > RLB:  I'd like to sue Sabodish, he says I was involved in a car
> > crash in which a young woman died and that I have a criminal record that
> > involves assault and a firearm.
> > Att: Is it true?
> > RLB: Yes, he made those statements
> > Att:No, I meant are the statements made about you true?
> > RLB:I just said its true, he made the statements
> > Att:No, you don't understand, are the statements he made about you true?
> > RLB:I'm sorry I don't know what you are getting at
> > Att:Are the statements he made about you true?
> > RLB:What do you mean?
> > Att: Were you involved in a car crash?
> > RLB:Yes
> > Att: Were you driving at the time of the crash?
> > RLB:No, I was sleeping
> > Att: Did a young woman perish as a result of this car crash?
> > RLB:It was an accident
> > Att:OK, moving right along, Do you have a criminal record?
> > RLB: I am innocent
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:The ASA Taliban are all convicts
> > Att:Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB: Olson and Jim are liars
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:Olsons a liar and he claims he flew a plane upside down
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB: Jims a liar and he  beats up little kids with hammers
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB: Sabodish is a liar and has spent time in a mental institution
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:Tom is a liar and he wears tank tops and shouts at people
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:Mugford is a lying scumbag
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:Andy is a fat liar
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:Graham is a drunk liar
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:Installers are lying monkey's
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:Mark is a liar and he had his picture taken with two monkeys
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:Jack is a liar and he had his picture taken with two monkeys
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB: I'm pink
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:I make great hamburgers but I can't get anyone to eat them
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB: I take my holidays in Brazil
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:I've been in the trade 26 years
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:I've been in the trade 30 years
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:I've been in the trade 28 years
> > Att: Which is it?
> > RLB:I just told you, I've been in the trade 27 years
> > Att:You just said it was 28 years
> > RLB: Liar, I said it was 29 years
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:Olson is a lying counter clerk
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:I use solid wire
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:Jake is a liar and he only has one tooth
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:I've been in prison as a lay minister
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:I didn't post the "Testimony"
> > Att: Testimony?, is that something you wrote?
> > RLB:I didn't post it
> > Att:Did you author it?
> > RLB:I didn't post it
> > Att:OK, lets move on
> > RLB:OK,Bob Worthy isn't
> > Att: isn't what?
> > RLB:Worthy
> > Att: I see, have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:Installing alarms isn't rocket science you know
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:Anyone with a modicum of common sense could install alarms
> > Att:Do you install alarms in Florida?
> > RLB:No, I'm not qualified
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:Larry could wire a brick
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:I wish I knew Olsons address
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:I like to accuse people of dishonesty
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:I wish I knew Jims address
> > Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> > RLB:Nobody likes me
> > Att: Why do you not answer the question?
> > RLB:I have answered the question, you're a liar
> > Att: I only asked a question
> > RLB:You have a propensity to lie through your teeth
> > Att:What?
> > RLB:You're a liar and have no redeeming qualities
> > Att: Huh?
> > RLB:You haven't a scintilla of ethical prudence.
> > Att: Excuse me?
> > RLB:There is no excusing lying vermin like you
> > Att:Sorry?
> > RLB:You will be when I get a new attorney to sue you and the rest of the
> > lying filth in ASA
> >
> > Doug L
> > --
> >
> > "Robert L. Bass" <robertlbass@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> > news:2-CdnZHg0sw2GTffRVn-gA@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> >
> >> The reason I never sued Sabodish is he has no assets.  It would be a
> >> waste
> >> of time and money.  As for Mugford, you never know.
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