Bump!!! Doug L's most excellent post

["Frank Olson" <feolson@xxxxxxxxxx>]

Dang!  It's a new month and pretty soon Doug L's most excellet post will
disappear into the "Google hinterland".  I figured I'd repost it here so it
doesn't disappear quite so fast:



"Doug L" <vssdoug@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> My imagination conjures up the following  image of your first meeting with
> your would be attorney.
>
> RLB:  I'd like to sue Sabodish, he says I was involved in a car
> crash in which a young woman died and that I have a criminal record that
> involves assault and a firearm.
> Att: Is it true?
> RLB: Yes, he made those statements
> Att:No, I meant are the statements made about you true?
> RLB:I just said its true, he made the statements
> Att:No, you don't understand, are the statements he made about you true?
> RLB:I'm sorry I don't know what you are getting at
> Att:Are the statements he made about you true?
> RLB:What do you mean?
> Att: Were you involved in a car crash?
> RLB:Yes
> Att: Were you driving at the time of the crash?
> RLB:No, I was sleeping
> Att: Did a young woman perish as a result of this car crash?
> RLB:It was an accident
> Att:OK, moving right along, Do you have a criminal record?
> RLB: I am innocent
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:The ASA Taliban are all convicts
> Att:Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB: Olson and Jim are liars
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:Olsons a liar and he claims he flew a plane upside down
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB: Jims a liar and he  beats up little kids with hammers
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB: Sabodish is a liar and has spent time in a mental institution
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:Tom is a liar and he wears tank tops and shouts at people
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:Mugford is a lying scumbag
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:Andy is a fat liar
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:Graham is a drunk liar
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:Installers are lying monkey's
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:Mark is a liar and he had his picture taken with two monkeys
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:Jack is a liar and he had his picture taken with two monkeys
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB: I'm pink
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:I make great hamburgers but I can't get anyone to eat them
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB: I take my holidays in Brazil
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:I've been in the trade 26 years
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:I've been in the trade 30 years
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:I've been in the trade 28 years
> Att: Which is it?
> RLB:I just told you, I've been in the trade 27 years
> Att:You just said it was 28 years
> RLB: Liar, I said it was 29 years
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:Olson is a lying counter clerk
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:I use solid wire
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:Jake is a liar and he only has one tooth
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:I've been in prison as a lay minister
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:I didn't post the "Testimony"
> Att: Testimony?, is that something you wrote?
> RLB:I didn't post it
> Att:Did you author it?
> RLB:I didn't post it
> Att:OK, lets move on
> RLB:OK,Bob Worthy isn't
> Att: isn't what?
> RLB:Worthy
> Att: I see, have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:Installing alarms isn't rocket science you know
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:Anyone with a modicum of common sense could install alarms
> Att:Do you install alarms in Florida?
> RLB:No, I'm not qualified
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:Larry could wire a brick
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:I wish I knew Olsons address
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:I like to accuse people of dishonesty
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:I wish I knew Jims address
> Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
> RLB:Nobody likes me
> Att: Why do you not answer the question?
> RLB:I have answered the question, you're a liar
> Att: I only asked a question
> RLB:You have a propensity to lie through your teeth
> Att:What?
> RLB:You're a liar and have no redeeming qualities
> Att: Huh?
> RLB:You haven't a scintilla of ethical prudence.
> Att: Excuse me?
> RLB:There is no excusing lying vermin like you
> Att:Sorry?
> RLB:You will be when I get a new attorney to sue you and the rest of the
> lying filth in ASA
>
> Doug L
> --
>
> "Robert L. Bass" <robertlbass@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:2-CdnZHg0sw2GTffRVn-gA@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>
>> The reason I never sued Sabodish is he has no assets.  It would be a
>> waste
>> of time and money.  As for Mugford, you never know.
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