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Sing along with Bobo!
Ditties by miss Poopsie Paradise, song sculptress and exotic dancer at the
Pink Pussycat Lounge
 The Song of the Pinckneyville Fly-in
by Miss Poopsie Paradise

(to the tune of "The Salvation Army Song"
aka "The Song of the Temperence Union")

We taxi for takeoff, we're ready to fly
We push in the throttle and take to the sky
The weather is sunny, we're thirsty and hot
We tip back our heads first and gulp down a shot!

Chorus:
We're drinking and flying the day away
Day away, Day away
We're drinking and flying the day away
The Song of the Pinckneyville Fly-In

Now what were we drinking, the question is raised
One Fish claims the pilots were drunken and crazed
The keg has been tapped, the beer's ready, I think,
But the Pilots had Water and Soda to drink!!

Chorus:
We're drinking and flying the day away
Day away, Day away
We're drinking and flying the day away
The Song of the Pinckneyville Fly-In

Well Pinckneyville runway's four thousand feet long
To land there's no challenge for any man's song
To hone up our skills and to show that we're hot,
Next year, try a Contest! to land on a Spot

But how shall we mark the spot, so we all see?
Fish threatened to carve up a Stinson with glee
He's now uninvited, but if he should show
He could highlight our spot with his putrescent glow!

Chorus:
We're drinking and flying the day away
Day away, Day away
We're drinking and flying the day away
The Song of the Pinckneyville Fly-In
Chorus:
We're drinking and flying the day away
Day away, Day away
We're drinking and flying the day away
The Song of the Pinckneyville Fly-In


HARK THE HERALD NEWSGROUP SINGS
(to the obvious tune, of course!)

Hark the Newsgroup Herald Sings
Bobo B. has lost his Wings!
Solo days are in the past
For this loudmouthed Student Ass!

Peaceful days in Hartford's Skies
Peace to Shoreline's CFIs
Peace on Newsgroups hard to find
Bobo's still here to trash and whine
Libel from Bobo: not much harm,
Readers just view him with Alarm


(tune of "Was a Sunny Day" by Paul Simon)

Chorus:
Was a sunny day
And the sun was in his eye
But he continued that course to fly
Unable to see planes pass by

Was a sunny day
He was talking to ATC
He had instruments he could see
"Other planes, better watch for me!"

He was a student then
His name was Bobo B
He didn't realize he'd
dropped his responsibility

Chorus

"See and avoid" it's called
Flying in V M C
It was explained all through his training
But he missed the applicability

Chorus


Ode to a Putz

When Bobo tells me he is Made of truth,
I do believe him, though I know he lies,
That all might think me some untutor'd youth,
Perceiving not piscine false subtleties.

Thus vainly thinking Bobo will reform,
Although I know he's promised thus before:
I credit his excuses, though they're worn,
Place other's ill behavior to the fore.

To Bobo, Ah, this newsgroup is unjust!
'Twere ignorance, or else he much provoked.
_His_ provocations matter not, I trust;
He errs again? Forgiveness I invoke.

Therefore shall I defend his every act,
As justified, and needless to retract.

 ANSWER: BoBo was know as Robert L Bass -------------


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