Joint Press Release from Laser Business Systems and LetsAutomate Re UKHA2003

["Kenneth Watt" <kwatt@xxxxxxx>]

DON'T ask who did it, I'm sworn to secrecy!

> > Joint Press Release from Laser Business Systems and LetsAutomate
> > ================================================================
> >
> > 08/04/2003
> >
> > Just announced in time for UKHA 2003, Laser Business Systems and
> LetsAutomate are proud to announce a joint venture into a brand new
X10
> product.
> >
> > The "X10 Tony's Testicle Zapper" will be shown for the
first time to
an
> eagerly gathered audience.
> >
> > With Phillip Harris providing immobilisation, Li (Laser Business
> Systems)
> and Mike Huggins (LetsAutomate) will attach a pair of electrodes to
Tony
> Butler's testicles.
> >
> > Li (Laser Business Systems) will then demonstrate using a CM12U
how
> Tony's
> testicles can be zapped every 2 minutes based on a programmed
schedule.
> >
> > Kenneth Watt will then demonstrate the versatility of HomeVision
to
> initiate an X10 message in response to Infra Red input.  The remote
> control
> will be passed round the audience so that too can try it.
> >
> > Mark Harrison will also conclude his xAP presentation by
demonstrating
> the
> xAP -> X10 bridge to zapp Tony's testicles from a wireless laptop
link
> from
> the car park.
> >
> > Laser Business Systems, London, UK
> > LetsAutomate, London, UK