Re: Home Security

[Frank Olson <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Dave Houston wrote:
> Frank Olson <Use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>
>>Stephen Wilson wrote:
>>
>>>On 30 Jan 2006 07:58:17 -0800, "cookielady" <genaweyant@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
>>>posted:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>If you are looking to make your home safe and security by either video
>>>>montioring whos at the front door or coming up the walk or by voice
>>>>alarm then check out
>>>>http://www.minutemanselfdefense.com/home_office_security.htm
>>>>There are many other products to keep you family safe and securtiy from
>>>>danger
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>I like plugging in one side of the 110 outlet to the door handle when
>>>I'm not at home....
>>
>>That doesn't work if you have those new "composite" door handles though.
>> I like the 1.4 Gigawatt lazer slaved to the siren circuit of my Elk
>>M1Gold.  The small amount of ash that remains of the perp (or
>>door-to-door salesman) afterwards makes excellent fertilizer for the
>>rose bushes.  :-)
>>
>
>
> I posted here a couple of years ago about using a dual power laser and
> requiring everyone to have a bar code tattooed on their forehead. The low
> power laser reads the barcode and the results can be used as an occupancy
> sensor for HA related purposes while the high power laser makes sure nobody
> is where they shouldn't be.


Heh...  Better keep the hair off your forehead.  It might cause a
"misread" of the barcode...  :-)