Re: A horse walks into a bar...

[Jim Davis <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

On Wednesday, September 15, 2021 at 10:19:44 PM UTC-4, Bob La Londe wrote:
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 So this drunk guy goes into a bar and shout's "The drinks are on me ! "
Every one orders one up an the bartender hands the drunk guy a bill for $28=
0.00.
The drunk guy says " I doone hav eny monies"
The bar tender grabs the drunk by the shirt collar, drags him across the ba=
r and punches he in the face - - - grabs him by the hair, drags him around =
the bar across the floor, picks him up and throws him out the door into the=
 street.

About an hour goes by and the drunk appears at the bar again, and shout's "=
The drinks are on me !" But this time he looks the bartender in the eye and=
 and says
"But none fer you - - cuz euu gets nasty wen euu drink"