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Re: USC title 18



On Thursday, April 23, 2020 at 9:33:08 PM UTC-4, RTS wrote:
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> Trying to fully go into retirement.
> The local craziness helps,  LOL
> for now just scheduling  all my daily naps...
> (so many and so little time)  LOL
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> *Rocky T. Squirrel, esq.*

I do various automated lighting control and other automation projects for my clients. I have my lights and home theater somewhat automated.

I've been thinking about a way to get my refrigerator to automatically open every time I come near it. I'm getting tired of doing it myself.

Sure hope I'll fit into my work cloths when this is all over.

I was surprised the other day at how much a pair of sweat pants can hide. Looks like I might be coming close to the end of the draw string pretty soon.

When I put on my jockey shorts my voice goes up a few octaves.
The other day I thought I heard a gun shot but it was just the elastic in my shorts letting go.

Everyone is talking about their hair growing long. I think mine is just getting fatter.

Even my shoes feel tight.

Hey, I bet you can't guess how many chips there are in a bag of Frito's !




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