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Re: USC title 18
On Thursday, April 23, 2020 at 9:33:08 PM UTC-4, RTS wrote:
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> Trying to fully go into retirement.
> The local craziness helps, LOL
> for now just scheduling all my daily naps...
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> *Rocky T. Squirrel, esq.*
I do various automated lighting control and other automation projects for my clients. I have my lights and home theater somewhat automated.
I've been thinking about a way to get my refrigerator to automatically open every time I come near it. I'm getting tired of doing it myself.
Sure hope I'll fit into my work cloths when this is all over.
I was surprised the other day at how much a pair of sweat pants can hide. Looks like I might be coming close to the end of the draw string pretty soon.
When I put on my jockey shorts my voice goes up a few octaves.
The other day I thought I heard a gun shot but it was just the elastic in my shorts letting go.
Everyone is talking about their hair growing long. I think mine is just getting fatter.
Even my shoes feel tight.
Hey, I bet you can't guess how many chips there are in a bag of Frito's !
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