Ever get one of these crazy people calls?

[nick markowitz <nmarkowitz@xxxxxxxxx>]

Call goes like this.

I need a security system because my ex husband ,Boyfriend etc is
terrorizing me.

Ok go out look place over suggest some security improvements locks
etc.
possibly cameras .
put them in and next day they call.
the ex has gotten into the place and wrecked it.
well we know dam well it was not spider-man who got in the 3rd floor
window and did this.

In the end it always seem these individuals have worked them selves
into such a frenzy they cause there own problems. and not even know
they did it.
needless to say when I find out there a loon there gone I disconnect
everything and im out of there.

glad i do not do residential any more bunch of fucking  lunatics.

had some old widow call my house and bug my wife every 15 minutes
because she needed
her door bell fixed because she was expecting a extremely important
guest and might not hear them knock.
needless to say she got dropped that afternoon and was told to never
call again or face harassment charges.
im sure all of you have horror stories you can tell as well any one
care to?