Re: What is this thing?

[Spellcheck Patrol <alarminstall@xxxxxxx>]

On Jan 31, 9:31=A0am, G. Morgan <usenet_ab...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> On Sat, 30 Jan 2010 15:45:38 -0800 (PST), Spellcheck Patrol
>
> <alarminst...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> >On Jan 30, 4:16 am, G. Morgan <usenet_ab...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> >> [x-posted to a.h.r]
>
> >> Anyone know what this part is? <
>
> >How can you be concerned about what that part is when we're being
> >invaded by these ignorant MoeMoes from Utah?
>
> Only one MoeMoe, they don't die... they multiply, or use lots of sock
> puppets. <

Kind of similar to their use of wives?

> That myterious part (that no one can agree to it's usefulness), may
> need Divine Explanation for we mere mortals. <

Divine Intervention can only be found in Provo, Utah

> >Yeah some hillbilly was talking to Jesus in Utah way back when and
> >Jesus gave him the okie dokie to marry multiple times and to use kids
> >as his personal pork pie.
>
> As I understand it they always have one individual with a personal
> "hot-line" to Jesus.* =A0 The current "profit" <--- (pun intended), is a
> guy named Tom. =A0Imagine that! <

I'm just upset I didn't com up with the idea of claiming to have
Jesus' phone number first.
Search Benny Hinn's greatest knockouts on YouTube.
Also watch his service set to the tune of Let the bodies hit the
floor.

> >MoeMoes are no different than Moose Lambs.
>
> You'll have to tell me what a Moose Lamb is. =A0Do they manufacture
> alarm panels? <

Camel jockeys

> *According to the LDS Church's Doctrine and Covenants, the President
> of the Church is the only man empowered to receive revelation for the
> entire church and to clarify doctrine.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presid=
ent_of_the_Church <

He also gets first crack at kid's crack