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Re: 21 Things a Burglar Won't Tell You
G. Morgan wrote:
> 13 Things a Burglar Won't Tell You
> http://www.rd.com/your-america-inspiring-people-and-stories/slideshow-13-things-a-burglar-wont-tell-you/article163491.html
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Heh! I bet the burglar would also say "I don't like this sign:"
Attention Thieves:
1. We never respond to an unexpected knock.
2. We are armed.
Conversely:
Attention Thieves:
1. There are no guns in this house
2. Be gentle
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