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Re: 21 Things a Burglar Won't Tell You



In article <3ptaa5p5iadlumiuft28r7omrrdukeqo4e@xxxxxxx>, Oren wrote:
>On Mon, 7 Sep 2009 07:21:01 -0500, "HeyBub" <heybub@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
>wrote:
>
>>Heh! I bet the burglar would also say "I don't like this sign:"
>>
>>Attention Thieves:
>>1. We never respond to an unexpected knock.
>>2. We are armed.
>
>3. Never mind the Dog: Beware of Owner!!
>4. Survivors will be SHOT twice.

  I saw this at a farmers' market in a rural part of PA just outside
suburban Philadelphia:

Trespassers - beware of flying objects!  They will be bullets!

 - Don Klipstein (don@xxxxxxxxx)


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