Re: The Adventures of Micro-farad and Milli-amp

[G. Morgan <usenet_abuse@xxxxxxxxx>]

On Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:02:07 -0700 (PDT), Nomen Niesco <3rdregusns@xxxxxxxxx>
wrote:

>Science says you cannot crap, pee, and vomit at the same time. I beg
>to differ. Not only did I do all three at once, but my bowels emptied
>3 different times in less than half of a second. It was a Matrix kind
>of bowel movement, where time is creeping along and you're all leaned
>back and BAM BAM BAM you just crap your pants 3 times. It seemed like
>there were minutes in between but in reality it was so close together
>it was like exhaust pulses from a big block Chevy turning 8 grand.


I hate it when that happens.  Twice today already.