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  "Robert L Bass" <Sales@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message =
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  The Adventures of Micro-farad and Milli-amp

  One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to seek =
out a cute coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milli-Amp and took =
her for a ride on his Megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, =
around the sine waves, and stopped in the magnetic field by a flowing =
current.

  Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp's characteristic curves, soon had =
her fully charged and excited her resistance to a minimum. He laid her =
on the ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her =
reluctance.=20
  He pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it in her socket, =
connecting them in parallel and began short circuiting her resistance =
shunt. Fully excited, Milli-Amp mumbled, "OHM-OHM-OHM."

  With his tube operating at a maximum and her field vibrating with his =
current flow, it caused her shunt to overheat, and Micro-Farad was =
rapidly discharged and drained off every electron.

  They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets until his =
magnet had a soft core and lost all of its field strength.

  Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoids. =
With his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to excite his =
field, so they spent the rest of the night reversing polarity and =
blowing each other's fuses.
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  <DIV>The Adventures of Micro-farad and Milli-amp</DIV>
  <DIV><BR>One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad =
decided to=20
  seek out a cute coil to let him discharge. He picked up Milli-Amp and =
took her=20
  for a ride on his Megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, =
around=20
  the sine waves, and stopped in the magnetic field by a flowing =
current.</DIV>
  <DIV><BR>Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp's characteristic curves, =
soon had=20
  her fully charged and excited her resistance to a minimum. He laid her =
on the=20
  ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her reluctance. =
<BR>He=20
  pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it in her socket, =
connecting=20
  them in parallel and began short circuiting her resistance shunt. =
Fully=20
  excited, Milli-Amp mumbled, "OHM-OHM-OHM."</DIV>
  <DIV><BR>With his tube operating at a maximum and her field vibrating =
with his=20
  current flow, it caused her shunt to overheat, and Micro-Farad was =
rapidly=20
  discharged and drained off every electron.</DIV>
  <DIV><BR>They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets =
until=20
  his magnet had a soft core and lost all of its field strength.</DIV>
  <DIV><BR>Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her =
solenoids.=20
  With his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to excite =
his field,=20
  so they spent the rest of the night reversing polarity and blowing =
each=20
  other's fuses.</DIV></FONT></DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML>

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