Re: OT - Church Bulletins

["Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

A really long time ago I saw one of those little marquee trailers they park
in parking lots with messages on them parked in front of a church, it said:

Jesus Saves but Moses Invests

thought it was funny

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**Crash Gordon**







"Frank Olson" <use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:eLXWl.6946$v24.1175@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> From an old "Dear Abby" article I found while cleaning out my desk:
>
> Most people don't realize how much editing goes into producing a church
> bulletin or newsletter.  Some announcements have to be completely
> rewritten because if they appeared the way they were submitted, it would
> lead to total confusion.  Here are some examples:
>
> Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
>
> For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
> downstairs.
>
> This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Martin to come forward and lay
> an egg on the altar.
>
> Next Sunday, a special colection will be taken to defray the cost of the
> new carpet.  All those wishing to do something on the new carpet may come
> forward and do so.
>
> The United Methodist Women have cast off clothing of every kind.  They may
> be seen in the church basement Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.
>
> and my personal favourite:
>
> Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.