OT - Bumper Stickers

[Frank Olson <use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

EARTH FIRST!  We'll strip mine the other planets later.

Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.

Puritanism:  the haunting fear that someone, somewhere might be happy.

Consciousness:  that annoying time between naps.

I don't suffer from insanity.  I enjoy every minute of it.

Few women admit their age.  Few men act theirs.

I.R.S.:  We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

If you are a psychic, think <HONK!>