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Re: OT - Bumper Stickers



Here are two more:

Help Wanted: Psychic...
You Know Where to Apply

Reality is for People
Who Can't Handle Drugs

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Regards,
Robert L Bass

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"Frank Olson" wrote:
>
> EARTH FIRST!  We'll strip mine the other planets later.
>
> Friends help you move.  Real friends help you move bodies.
>
> The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
>
> Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
>
> Puritanism:  the haunting fear that someone, somewhere might be happy.
>
> Consciousness:  that annoying time between naps.
>
> I don't suffer from insanity.  I enjoy every minute of it.
>
> Few women admit their age.  Few men act theirs.
>
> I.R.S.:  We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
>
> I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
>
> Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
>
> If you are a psychic, think <HONK!>


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