Re: Why Your Yugo Doesn't Perform Like a Cadillac

["Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

my picture is not clear!
what do you mean Sam, it's 540 lines of res., what's not clear (it's a
perfect picture).
oh, I can't focus in on it
huh? You mean you want us to change the focal length so you see a tighter
picture
oh I guess yeah.
...up the ladder down the ladder
oh that's better, but I want to see the people sitting at the other end of
the bar too
...up the ladder down the ladder

Sam needs 2 more cameras to do what he wants but I don't have the heart to
tell him because he's so damn cheap.



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**Crash Gordon**







"CH®IS" <sh@xxxxx> wrote in message news:0ExJl.24600$Db2.20852@xxxxxxxxxxx
> "Bob La Londe" <nospam@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:gt5oi6$ppt$1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>I wrote this up today for a client who just couldn't wrap his mind aroound
>>why his DVR sucks.  I thought some of you might be able to use it.  Feel
>>free.
>>
>>
>
> do you ever get the feeling some people watch too much csi?
>
> what do you mean we can't zoom in, clear up the image, and see the
> reflection in that guys eye from 100 feet away and see what he was looking
> at? this things a piece of crap