Re: Tom@SpellPatrol

["Edmund Fitzgerald" <ef@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

"Spellcheck Patrol" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> On May 24, 7:34 pm, "Doug" <n...@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> "Spellcheck Patrol" <alarminst...@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> news:516685cb-ab5d-4617-889b-4c4492ea58c5@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> On May 24, 6:40 pm, Jim <alarmi...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
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>> > On May 23, 10:11?pm, Spellcheck Patrol <alarminst...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
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>> > > On May 23, 10:46 pm, G. Morgan <no...@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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>> > > > Spellcheck Patrol wrote:
>> > > > >Sons of bitches Bumpesses!
>> > > > >You used all the glue on purpose! Not a finger!
>>
>> > > > "fra-gil-ie"
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>> > > > it must be Italian!
>>
>> > > > --
>> > > > It takes a big man to cry,
>> > > > but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jack Handey
>>
>> > > > Take back Usenet <-->http://improve-usenet.org<
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>> > > It's..........it's..........a bowling alley
>>
>> > > Randy laid there like a slug. It was his only defense
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>> > I double dog dare ya! <
>> >It was a triple dog dare. Remember how Shwartz breached proper
>> >schoolyard etiquette by passing over the double dog dare and moving
>> >right into the triple dog dare?
>>
>> Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!
>> Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick!
>> Flick: You're full of it!
>> Schwartz: Oh yeah?
>> Flick: Yeah!
>> Schwartz: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
>> Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What
>> else was there but a "triple dare ya"? And then, the coup de grace of all
>> dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
>> Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
>> Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of
>> etiquette
>> by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
>>
>> Doug <
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> What's scary is that you posted that from memory rather than copy and
> paste from a website.
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>

My all time favorite dare, reaching back in time, was the Group Moderator's
'Double Dick Dog Dare'.