Re: Tom@SpellPatrol

["Doug" <not@xxxxxxxx>]

"Spellcheck Patrol" <alarminstall@xxxxxxx> wrote in message
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On May 24, 6:40 pm, Jim <alarmi...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
> On May 23, 10:11?pm, Spellcheck Patrol <alarminst...@xxxxxxx> wrote:
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> > On May 23, 10:46 pm, G. Morgan <no...@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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> > > Spellcheck Patrol wrote:
> > > >Sons of bitches Bumpesses!
> > > >You used all the glue on purpose! Not a finger!
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> > > "fra-gil-ie"
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> > > it must be Italian!
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> > > --
> > > It takes a big man to cry,
> > > but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jack Handey
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> > > Take back Usenet <-->http://improve-usenet.org<
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> > It's..........it's..........a bowling alley
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> > Randy laid there like a slug. It was his only defense
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> I double dog dare ya! <

>It was a triple dog dare. Remember how Shwartz breached proper
>schoolyard etiquette by passing over the double dog dare and moving
>right into the triple dog dare?

Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!
Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick!
Flick: You're full of it!
Schwartz: Oh yeah?
Flick: Yeah!
Schwartz: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What
else was there but a "triple dare ya"? And then, the coup de grace of all
dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette
by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!

Doug