Re: here we come

[Frank Olson <use_the_email_links@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Jim wrote:
> On Jun 20, 8:28�am, "Doug" <n...@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
>>> And how does one go about becoming a slappee?
>> By consuming too much alcohol and/or thinking with the wrong head, if that
>> fails to get the desired results then the following method is probably as
>> good as any.
>>
>> Identify a sad pathetic boring misfit who being devoid of any real friends
>> is known to throw parties with a guest
>> list that always includes a gaggle of slappers.
>>
>> Befriend said person by identifying a common interest, publicly kiss up to
>> the person by talking about this common interest. You may have to suffer the
>> ridicule of anyone within earshot of these conversations as they are about
>> as interesting and as annoying to third parties as the clowns that use cell
>> phones to loudly tell the entire restaurant their business while others are
>> just minding their own business and trying to enjoy their dinner.
>>
>> Get yourself invited to one of the aforementioned parties and hang around
>> the pool �with a silly grin on your face and a world famous cheeseburger in
>> your hand.
>>
>> Make sure you're medical insurance is up to snuff, or if by chance you are
>> from a nation that has a universal health care system with waiting lists for
>> some treatments, make an appointment in advance at the clap clinic.
>>
>> Doug
>
> I just occurs to me that a Slapper saying to someone, "next time
> you're in the area, knock me up and bring a pack of fags with you",
> could have quite a confusing meaning to someone here in the States.


But only at Laguna Beach...  :-)