Re: here we come

["Doug" <not@xxxxxxxx>]

"Nomen Nescio" <nobody@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> >slapper: A woman of loose morals
>>
>>slapper :A sexually promiscuous woman. Derog.
>>
>>slapper: A not very nice way of referring to a woman who doesn't care who
>>she sleeps with.
>
> And how does one go about becoming a slappee?
>
>

By consuming too much alcohol and/or thinking with the wrong head, if that
fails to get the desired results then the following method is probably as
good as any.

Identify a sad pathetic boring misfit who being devoid of any real friends
is known to throw parties with a guest
list that always includes a gaggle of slappers.

Befriend said person by identifying a common interest, publicly kiss up to
the person by talking about this common interest. You may have to suffer the
ridicule of anyone within earshot of these conversations as they are about
as interesting and as annoying to third parties as the clowns that use cell
phones to loudly tell the entire restaurant their business while others are
just minding their own business and trying to enjoy their dinner.

Get yourself invited to one of the aforementioned parties and hang around
the pool  with a silly grin on your face and a world famous cheeseburger in
your hand.

Make sure you're medical insurance is up to snuff, or if by chance you are
from a nation that has a universal health care system with waiting lists for
some treatments, make an appointment in advance at the clap clinic.

Doug