Re: here we come

[Jim <alarminex@xxxxxxx>]

On Jun 20, 8:28=EF=BF=BDam, "Doug" <n...@xxxxxxxx> wrote:
> "Nomen Nescio" <nob...@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>
> news:eaaa5673db0be70c0c9ae5f5126d11ae@xxxxxxxxxxxx
>
> > >slapper: A woman of loose morals
>
> >>slapper :A sexually promiscuous woman. Derog.
>
> >>slapper: A not very nice way of referring to a woman who doesn't care w=
ho
> >>she sleeps with.
>
> > And how does one go about becoming a slappee?
>
> By consuming too much alcohol and/or thinking with the wrong head, if tha=
t
> fails to get the desired results then the following method is probably as
> good as any.
>
> Identify a sad pathetic boring misfit who being devoid of any real friend=
s
> is known to throw parties with a guest
> list that always includes a gaggle of slappers.
>
> Befriend said person by identifying a common interest, publicly kiss up t=
o
> the person by talking about this common interest. You may have to suffer =
the
> ridicule of anyone within earshot of these conversations as they are abou=
t
> as interesting and as annoying to third parties as the clowns that use ce=
ll
> phones to loudly tell the entire restaurant their business while others a=
re
> just minding their own business and trying to enjoy their dinner.
>
> Get yourself invited to one of the aforementioned parties and hang around
> the pool =EF=BF=BDwith a silly grin on your face and a world famous chees=
eburger in
> your hand.
>
> Make sure you're medical insurance is up to snuff, or if by chance you ar=
e
> from a nation that has a universal health care system with waiting lists =
for
> some treatments, make an appointment in advance at the clap clinic.
>
> Doug

Well then, you've certainly zeroed in on the appropriate word in the
instance of this party.

Gawd ...... the British  have a freekin word for everything...........
By Jove!