Re: Bushisms

["Enigma" <liberaltrash@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Wow! Ladies and gentlemen, we are in the presence of an self-annointed
Internet mental giant.
*IF* that giant were seven years old by the way.

Don't wet your diapers Bass, in 10 months when your dreams are shattered
because you are faced with another four years of a Republican presidentcy,
you can start a new round of mindless hate and intolerant rants.

Remember Bass, the VRWC is watching you and re-programming Diebold voting
machines while we speak.
Heh...

"Robert L Bass" <RobertLBass@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:Ulejj.13162$KU.3583@xxxxxxxxxxx
> An Incredible List of Bush's Incredibly Stupid Remarks
> "The CIA laid out several scenarios and said life could be lousy,
> life could be OK, life could be better, and they were just guessing
> as to what the conditions might be like." - New York, Sept. 21, 2004
>
> "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be
> allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at
> the whim of a hat." - Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004
>
> "That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed
> fundamental-supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body
> parts and ammunition and fuel." - Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004
>
> "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many
> OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the
> country." - Sept. 6, 2004, Poplar Bluff, Mo.
>
> "They've seen me make decisions, they've seen me under trying times,
> they've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, they've seen me hug. And
> they know who I am, and I believe they're comfortable with the fact
> that they know I'm not going to shift principles or shift positions
> based upon polls and focus groups." - Interview with USA Today, Aug.
> 27, 2004
>
> "I didn't join the International Criminal Court because I don't want
> to put our troops in the hands of prosecutors from other nations.
> Look, if somebody has done some wrong in our military, we'll take
> care of it. We got plenty of capability of dealing with justice." -
> Niceville, Fla., Aug. 10, 2004
>
> "So community colleges are accessible, they're available, they're
> affordable, and their curriculums don't get stuck. In other words, if
> there's a need for a certain kind of worker, I presume your
> curriculums evolved over time." - Niceville, Fla., Aug. 10, 2004
>
> "Tribal sovereignty means that, it's sovereign. You're a-you've been
> given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And,
> therefore, the relationship between the federal government and tribes
> is one between sovereign entities." - Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004
>
> "Secondly, the tactics of our-as you know, we don't have
> relationships with Iran. I mean, that's-ever since the late '70s, we
> have no contacts with them, and we've totally sanctioned them. In
> other words, there's no sanctions-you can't-we're out of
> sanctions." - Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004
>
> "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They
> never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our
> people, and neither do we." - Washington, D.C., August 5, 2004 Hear
> It
>
> "I mean, if you've ever been a governor of a state, you understand
> the vast potential of broadband technology, you understand how hard
> it is to make sure that physics, for example, is taught in every
> classroom in the state. It's difficult to do. It's, like,
> cost-prohibitive." - Washington, D.C., June 24, 2004
>
> "And I am an optimistic person. I guess if you want to try to find
> something to be pessimistic about, you can find it, no matter how
> hard you look, you know?" - Washington, D.C., June 15, 2004
>
> "[A] free Iraq is essential to our respective securities." -
> Washington, D.C., June 1, 2004
>
> "I want to thank my friend, Sen. Bill Frist, for joining us today. .
> He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. (Laughter.) Karyn is
> with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." - Nashville, Tenn., May
> 27, 2004
>
> "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his
> hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004
>
> "This has been tough weeks in that country." - Washington, D.C.,
> April 13, 2004
>
> "[B]y the way, we rank 10th amongst the industrialized world in
> broadband technology and its availability. That's not good enough for
> America. Tenth is 10 spots too low as far as I'm concerned." -
> Minneapolis, Minn., April 26, 2004
>
> "My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate." - Washington, D.C.,
> April 21, 2004
>
> "This is historic times." - New York, N.Y., April 20, 2004
>
> "Obviously, I pray every day there's less casualty." - Fort Hood,
> Texas, April 11, 2004
>
> "Recession means that people's incomes, at the employer level, are
> going down, basically, relative to costs, people are getting laid
> off." - Washington, D.C., Feb. 19, 2004
>
> "God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a
> powerful message that people who wonder about their future can
> hear." - Los Angeles, Calif., March 3, 2004
>
> "The march to war affected the people's confidence. It's hard to make
> investment. See, if you're a small business owner or a large business
> owner and you're thinking about investing, you've got to be
> optimistic when you invest. Except when you're marching to war, it's
> not a very optimistic thought, is it? In other words, it's the
> opposite of optimistic when you're thinking you're going to war." -
> Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004
>
> "See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office - I love to
> bring people into the Oval Office - right around the corner from
> here - and say, this is where I office, but I want you to know the
> office is always bigger than the person." - Washington, D.C., Jan.
> 29, 2004
>
> "More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than - I say more
> Muslims - a lot of Muslims have died - I don't know the exact count -
> at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where
> there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers
> kill." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
>
> "In an economic recession, I'd rather that in order to get out of
> this recession, that the people be spending their money, not the
> government trying to figure out how to spend the people's money." -
> Tampa, Fla., Feb. 16, 2004
>
> "King Abdullah of Jordan, the King of Morocco, I mean, there's a
> series of places - Qatar, Oman - I mean, places that are developing -
> Bahrain - they're all developing the habits of free societies." -
> Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
>
> "But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of
> people like Travis, people who are willing to love their neighbor,
> just like they would like to love themselves." - Springfield, Mo.,
> Feb. 9, 2004
>
> "My views are one that speaks to freedom." - Washington, D.C., Jan.
> 29, 2004
>
> "In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious
> consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates
> adverse consequences."
>
> "There is no such thing necessarily in a dictatorial regime of
> iron-clad absolutely solid evidence. The evidence I had was the best
> possible evidence that he had a weapon."
>
> "The recession started upon my arrival. t could have been - some say
> February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started -
> but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on
> our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the
> confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision
> on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy." - Meet the
> Press, Feb. 8, 2004
>
> "I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons." - To Argentine President
> Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine
> delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military
> dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004
>
> "[T]he illiteracy level of our children are appalling." - Washington,
> D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
>
> "Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the
> hunter." - Advising quail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici,
> Roswell, N.M., Jan. 22, 2004
>
> "One of the most meaningful things that's happened to me since I've
> been the governor - the president - governor - president. Oops.
> Ex-governor. I went to Bethesda Naval Hospital to give a fellow a
> Purple Heart, and at the same moment I watched him - get a Purple
> Heart for action in Iraq - and at that same - right after I gave him
> the Purple Heart, he was sworn in as a citizen of the United States -
> a Mexican citizen, now a United States citizen." - Washington, D.C.,
> Jan. 9, 2004
>
> "I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous
> spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young
> of our country." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 14, 2004
>
> "And if you're interested in the quality of education and you're
> paying attention to what you hear at Laclede, why don't you
> volunteer? Why don't you mentor a child how to read?" - St. Louis,
> Mo., Jan. 5, 2004
>
> "So thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good
> mom and a great volunteer as well." - St. Louis, Jan. 5, 2004
>
> "I want to remind you all that in order to fight and win the war, it
> requires an expenditure of money that is commiserate with keeping a
> promise to our troops to make sure that they're well-paid,
> well-trained, well-equipped."
>
> "See, without the tax relief package, there would have been a
> deficit, but there wouldn't have been the commiserate - not
> 'commiserate' - the kick to our economy that occurred as a result of
> the tax relief."
>
> "[T]he best way to find these terrorists who hide in holes is to get
> people coming forth to describe the location of the hole, is to give
> clues and data."
>
> "Justice was being delivered to a man who defied that gift from the
> Almighty to the people of Iraq." - Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003
>
> "[A]s you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen
> to what I have to say." - Washington, D.C., Oct. 28, 2003
>
> "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the - the vast
> majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we
> will find these people and we will bring them to justice." -
> Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003
>
> "[W]hether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have
> heard the universal call to love a neighbor just like they'd like to
> be called themselves." - Washington, Oct. 8, 2003
>
> "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack
> each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass
> destruction." - Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003
>
> "[W]e've had leaks out of the administrative branch, had leaks out of
> the legislative branch, and out of the executive branch and the
> legislative branch, and I've spoken out consistently against them,
> and I want to know who the leakers are." - Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003
>
> "Washington is a town where there's all kinds of allegations. You've
> heard much of the allegations. And if people have got solid
> information, please come forward with it. And that would be people
> inside the information who are the so-called anonymous sources, or
> people outside the information - outside the administration." -
> Chicago, Sept. 30, 2003
>
> "[T]hat's just the nature of democracy. Sometimes pure politics
> enters into the rhetoric." - Crawford, Texas, Aug. 8, 2003
>
> "I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's
> moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are
> probably read the news themselves." - Washington, D.C., Sept. 21,
> 2003
>
> "I'm so pleased to be able to say hello to Bill Scranton. He's one of
> the great Pennsylvania political families." - Drexel Hill, Penn.,
> Sept. 15, 2003
>
> "We had a good Cabinet meeting, talked about a lot of issues.
> Secretary of State and Defense brought us up to date about our
> desires to spread freedom and peace around the world." - Washington,
> D.C., Aug. 1, 2003
>
> "Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to
> peace." - Washington, D.C., July 25, 2003
>
> "Our country puts $1 billion a year up to help feed the hungry. And
> we're by far the most generous nation in the world when it comes to
> that, and I'm proud to report that. This isn't a contest of who's the
> most generous. I'm just telling you as an aside. We're generous. We
> shouldn't be bragging about it. But we are. We're very generous." -
> Washington, D.C., July 16, 2003
>
> "It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left
> here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion
> and their belief in freedom, helped change America." - Dakar,
> Senegal, July 8, 2003
> posted by Barry Fockler at 11:43 AM
>
> The truly funny thing is that there are a few alarm installers here
> who think Bush is intelligent.  I guess from their point of view even
> Bush must seem pretty bright.
>
> --
>
> Regards,
> Robert L Bass
>
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