Re: Supporting the Troops

["bill" <someone@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

At least he restricted it to one person.

The current occupant has been doing all of his "drilling" to the entire
working class of this country and for most of the world for the past 7
years.


"Roland Moore" <nospam@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> You know the previous occupant of the Oval Office did all of his
> exploratory
> drilling right there in that office.
>
> "David 01" <ifiwantspam@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:00:18 +0000, Robert L Bass wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:00:18 +0000, Robert L Bass wrote:
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>> > CRAWFORD, TX-President Bush concluded his summer vacation by holding an
>> > informal press conference Monday to address grieving mother Cindy
>> > Sheehan, saying "her damn dead son ruined my whole summer vacation."
>> >
>> > Bush addressed Mrs. Sheehan, who was not present, by saying "a mother
>> > should not have to bury her son this way, by which I mean allowing her
>> > son's death to destroy his commander-in-chief's one chance to relax and
>> > unwind."
>> >
>> > BIG SNIP
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>> I'm not really a Bush fan and I didn't vote for Bush but why didn't you
>> add this foolish ditty from the same source (the Onion)? It's as valid as
>> the one you posted, i.e., not at all.
>>
>> WASHINGTON, DC-Following a recent ruling by a U.S. District Court that
>> blocked the sale of 1.7 million acres of federally protected caribou,
>> President Bush urged Congress Tuesday to pass an appropriations bill that
>> would enable expanded drilling of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge's
>> animals.
>>
>> "There are over 100 billion tons of untapped, domestic wildlife lying
>> beneath, on, and above the surface of Alaska's North Slope region," said
>> Bush during a White House press conference. "We have an obligation not
>> only to our society, but to future generations, to begin drilling these
>> polar bears, grizzlies, harbor porpoises, Roosevelt elks, sea otters,
>> muskrats, and snowshoe hares immediately."
>>
>> According to Secretary Of The Interior Dirk Kempthorne, who recently
>> toured the Lake Teshekpuk area with a team of bio-mineralogists, one in
>> four animals drilled in early tests have shown positive yield.
>>
>> "We can achieve our goal without disturbing the delicate balance of the
>> ecosystem," said Kempthorne, looking on as rig operators took exploratory
>> core samples of 20 bearded seals in order to gauge the mammals' interior
>> density. "But if the government opens up the nearly 200 species of birds,
>> fish, and marine and land mammals to public drilling, the U.S. would be
>> capable of churning out over 9.3 billion barrels of wildlife each year-
>> more than three times the amount we currently drill."
>>
>> Wildlife prospectors in other parts of Alaska applaud Bush's position,
>> saying that, if funding is increased, drillers will be able to tap
>> larger,
>> higher-yield animals such as grizzly bears and musk oxen.
>>
>> "The technology is there, but there's little economic incentive to drill
>> anything larger than timber wolves," said Cal Fowler, an independent
>> prospector and former wildcat driller. "With more federal money we can
>> invest in necessary hardware, such as more durable annular diamond-
>> impregnated drill bits, which can bore two-inch diameter holes deep
>> through a solid bull-walrus midsection in seconds."
>>
>> Drill foremen have already begun digging shallow exploratory holes
>> through
>> the surface flesh of over 5 million animals to provide workspace for the
>> drillers and their equipment. Once this step is complete, an electrical
>> generator powered by a large diesel engine will plunge rotating
>> carbide-steel-tipped drill bits through the animal, boring through the
>> skin, bone, or blubber at speeds of up to 6,500 rpm. The drillers will
>> then guide the direction of the borehole using top-drive rotary steerable
>> wellbores, which allow them to drill through targeted areas in the
>> wildlife with incredible precision. Enlarge Image Bush Increases Jump R
>>
>> Workers near Alaska's Lake Teshekpuk take a core sample from a grizzly
>> bear cub.
>>
>> Walking through a field of steadily pumping Canada lynx, Fowler defended
>> wildlife drilling as "one of the most environmentally responsible methods
>> of drilling," saying that it is a renewable resource, and the
>> ecologically
>> sensitive wildlife refuge is almost completely unaffected since
>> pre-existing environmental laws ensure that the drilling of individual
>> animals will not damage the environment.
>>
>> Energy giant ExxonMobil has already begun to widen its wildlife-drilling
>> efforts in response to the Bush Administration's stance.
>>
>> "We have set up an offshore production platform capable of efficiently
>> extracting over 15,000 Arctic grayling fish from the Beaufort Sea each
>> day, and then drilling them," ExxonMobil Chief Engineer For Wildlife
>> Drilling Operations Frank Salinas said. "And advances in horizontal
>> directional drilling may soon allow us to simultaneously drill through
>> two
>> arctic foxes three miles apart."
>>
>> "It's an exciting time to be in the wildlife-drilling field," Salinas
>> added.
>>
>> Bush's call for more wildlife drilling has come under fire by alternate
>> wildlife-use advocates, who call his policy shortsighted.
>>
>> "The administration should be encouraging research into viable new
>> technologies," said Sylvia Hermann, chairman of Advocates For Cleaner-
>> Burning Fauna. "The energy produced by solar generators could be used to
>> incinerate vast herds of moose, even in the coldest winter months. Wind-
>> produced electricity could electrocute Beluga whales in their own
>> habitats, with no need for offshore drilling, and hydroelectric dams
>> could
>> be used to drown grizzly bears. Perhaps one day geothermic heat could be
>> harnessed to broil entire wildlife-rich regions alive."
>>
>> Continued Hermann, "It's vital that we preserve the arctic wildlife so
>> that our children, and our children's children, will still have animals
>> to
>> drill when they grow up."
>>
>> The Bush administration is also proposing the creation of a Strategic
>> Wildlife Preserve, a series of 15-million-cubic-meter above-ground tanks
>> that would store an emergency supply of over 700 million tightly packed
>> animals.
>>
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