Re: Millionaire Alarm Dealer Forum

["alarman" <thatsallfolksl@xxxxxxxxx>]

JoeRaisin wrote:
> How can anyone bitch about this fantastic unit?
>
> The following comes direct from their web site.
>
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> LaserShield® Starter Kit
> MSRP:$199.99
>
> The LaserShield® Instant Security System is a family of innovative,
> easy to use, low-cost, security system products. The LaserShield®
> Starter Kit is ideal for rental homes, apartments, townhomes and
> condos, and is a perfect security solution for college dormitories,
> retail stores, offices.
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> And you can buy as many of these as you need
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> LaserShield® Wireless Detection Unit
> MSRP:$69.99
>
> You can add extra protection to your home or business. With additional
> LaserShield® Wireless Detection Units you can protect all areas in
> your home and business. The Wireless Detection Units communicate with
> the Master Alarm Unit via wireless radio signals and have a range of
> 150 feet (without obstructions).
>
> Placement of unit
> Each LaserShield® Wireless Detection Unit is equipped with a
> state-of-the-art passive infrared detection system. The unit's view of
> detection spans out from the front of the unit in a 110-degree pattern
> ranging over 35 feet. Delivering approximately 1100 square feet of
> detection. The LaserShield® motion sensors samples the ambient room
> temperature and will detect an intruder's body heat moving across its
> detection zones.
>
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> I don't need to comment - at least in this forum
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> Wireless Communication
> The Wireless Detection Units' use a wireless Radio Frequency (RF) to
> communicate with the Master Alarm Unit.
>
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> Say, whatever happened to old wireless 'what's his name' anyway?
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> Panic button
> On the top of every Wireless Detection Unit is a large red button that
> functions the same as the one on the Master Alarm Unit. Pressing the
> panic button will immediately transmit a wireless signal to the
> LaserShield® Master Alarm Unit and an alarm will be activated,
> notifying the 24/7 Rapid Response Monitoring Service.
>
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> "Well, officer, when I tossed my keys on the desk I accidentally
> knocked over my state of the art wireless detection unit and when I
> set it back up I must have bumped the button... Thanks for not
> shooting me... can you uncuff me now?"
>
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> Power connection
> The Wireless Detection Unit requires a power connection only; there is
> no need for a phone line.
>
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> So the "wireless" detection unit needs a wire?
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> Bypass button
> A bypass button and indicator light is located under the motion sensor
> on the front of the unit. This button enables the user to bypass a
> bedroom Wireless Detection Unit at night. A small amber light will
> flash indicating the unit is in bypass mode. The bypass button does
> not affect the function of the panic button.
>
> *******
> Uhm... why not just turn it toward the wall?
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> Battery back up
> The battery will provide up to 12 hours of back up power.
>
> Pet Friendly
> A unique Pet Shield instantly snaps into place on the front of the
> LaserShield® motion detector on the Wireless Detection Unit. The Pet
> Shield blocks portions of the motion sensor so your pet is less likely
> to trigger an alarm.
>
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> Note "less likely"

Oh, well hey, it IS state of the art. Says so right in there.

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js

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