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Re: Break in charge?



Petem wrote:
> "Robert L Bass" <no-sales-spam@bassburglaralarms> a écrit dans le message de
> news: iI2dnZ3ETdfK-crbnZ2dnUVZ_rmdnZ2d@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>> We had one particularly nasty customer in
>> CT years ago.  When I called her at work
>> one day to inform her that her alarm had rung
>> and the police had the perp in custody she
>> asked, "So, why are you telling me about it?"
>> in an angry tone.  I said the police wanted her
>> to come home to sign a complaint so they
>> could press charges.  She hung up.  :^)
>>
>> Some years later, after enduring more rudeness
>> than her account was worth, I told my wife to
>> send her a cancellation letter instead of a bill.
>> She called, quite miffed, to ask why and I said
>> we were cutting back.
>>
>> Customer: "Oh, are you getting out of monitoring
>> service?"
>> Me: "No ma'am, not entirely."
>> Customer: "What are you eliminating? Farmington
>> Valley?"
>> Me: "No ma'am, not entirely."
>> Customer: "Oh, just Simsbury?" [her town]
>> Me: "Not entirely, ma'am."
>> Customer: "Well, just exactly what are you cutting
>> out?"
>> Me: "Your side of your block."
>> For some reason she hung up again.  A few years
>> later we bought out a smaller dealer and guess who
>> was one of the clients.  We sent her a cancellation
>> letter when her term expired.  She didn't call to ask
>> why.  :^)
>>
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> Nice story...too bad its just a story....
>
> have you ever think of writing a fantasy book?
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yeah, if people dropped just customers because they didn't like them
bAss would never have any!


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