Re: Powermax software

[Milhouse Van Houten <none@xxxxxxxxx>]

Mark Leuck wrote:

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>> >"alarman" <alarman2000@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> >> Mark Leuck wrote:
>> >> > All I remember is flashing led's :)
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>> >> We're talking about motion detectors, not your Scooby Doo bicycle seat.
>> >> js
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>> >Ouch! You hurt "Big Yellow"'s feelings with that one
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>> It that what you call your "unit"?
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>In an odd way I suppose it is


I thought you were referring to your penis, I thought that "Big
Yellow" was weird.  To each his own.



the tinkler:--So called because every time it enters or comes out of
the vulva in coition it makes a noise.

the indomitable:--It has received this name because when in a state of
erection it begins to move its head, searching for the entrance to the
vulva till it has found it, and it then walks in quite insolently,
without asking leave.

the liberator:--Thus called because in penetrating into the vulva of a
woman thrice repudiated it gives her the liberty to return to her
first husband.

the verge:--From the word deub, which means creeping. This name was
given to the member because when it gets between a woman's thighs and
feels a plump vulva it begins to creep upon the thighs and the Mount
of Venus, then approaches the entrance of the vulva, and keeps
creeping in until it is in possession and is comfortably lodged, and
having it all its own way penetrates into the middle of the vulva,
there to ejaculate.

the exciter:--It has received this name because it irritates the vulva
by its frequent entries and exits.

the sleeper:--From its deceitful appearance. When it gets into
erection, it lengthens out and stiffens itself to such an extent that
one might think it would never get soft again. But when it has left
the vulva, after having satisfied its passion, it goes to sleep.There
are members that fan asleep while inside the vulva, but the majority
of them come out still firm but at that moment they get drowsy, and
little by little they go to sleep.

the crowbar:--It is called so because when it meets the vulva and the
same will not let it pass in directly, it forces the entrance with its
head, breaking and tearing everything, like a wild beast in the
rutting season.

the tailor:--It takes this name from the circumstance that it does not
enter the vulva until it has manoeuvred about the entrance, like a
needle in the hand of a tailor, creeping and rubbing against it until
it is sufficiently roused, after which it enters.

the extinguisher of passion:--This name is given to a member which is
large, strong, and slow to ejaculate; such a member satisfies most
completely the amorous wishes of a woman; for, after having wrought
her up to the highest pitch, it allays her excitement better than any
other. And, in the same way, it calms the ardour of the man. When it
wants to get into the vulva, and arriving at the portal finds it
closed, it laments, begs and promises: 'Oh! my love! let me come in, I
will not stay long.' And when it has been admitted, it breaks its
word, and makes a long stay, and does not take its leave till it has
satisfied its ardour by the ejaculation of the sperm, coming and
going, tilting high and low, and rummaging right and left. The vulva
protests, 'How about your word, you deceiver?' she says; 'you said you
would only stop in for a moment.' And the member answers, 'Oh,
certainly! I shall not retire till I have encountered your womb; but
after having found it, I will engage to withdraw at once.' At these
words, the vulva takes pity on him, and advances her matrix, which
clasps and kisses its head, as if saluting it. 'The member then
retires with its passion cooled down.

the turnabout:--This name was given to it because on arriving at the
vulva it pretends to come on important business, knocks at the door,
turns about everywhere, without shame or bashfulness, investigating
every corner to the right and left, forward and backward, and then all
at once darts right to the bottom of the vagina for the ejaculation.

the striker:--Thus called because on arriving at the entrance of the
vulva it gives a slight knock. If the vulva opens the door, it enters;
if there is no response, it begins to knock again, and does not cease
until it is admitted. The parasite who wants to get into the house of
a rich man to be present at a feast does the same: he knocks at the
door; and if it is opened, he walks in; but if there is no response to
his knock, he repeats it again and again until the door is opened. And
similarly the deukkak with the door of the vulva.By 'knocking at the
door' is meant the friction of the member against the entrance of the
vulva until the latter becomes moist. The appearance of this moisture
is the phenomenon alluded to by the expression 'opening the door.

the swimmer:--Because when it enters the vulva it does not remain in
one favourite place, but, on the contrary, turns to the right, to the
left, goes forward, draws back, and then moves like a swimmer in the
middle amongst its own sperm and the fluid furnished by the vulva, as
if in fear of drowning and trying to save itself.

the housebreaker:--Merits that name because on coming to the door of
the vulva this one asks, 'What do you want?' 'I want to come in!'
'Impossible! I cannot take you in on account of your size.' Then the
member insists that the other one should only receive its head,
promising not to come in entirely; it then approaches, rubs its head
twice or thrice between the vulva's lips, till they get humid and thus
lubricated, then introduces first its head, and after, with one push,
plunges in up to the testicles.

the one-eyed:--Because it has but one eye, which eye is not like other
eyes, and does not see clearly.

the bald one:--Because there is no hair on its head, which makes it
look bald.

he with one eye:--It has received this name because it has one eye
which presents the peculiarity of being without pupil and eyelashes.

the stumbler:--It is called so because if it wants to penetrate into
the vulva but does not see the door, it beats about above and below,
bind thus continues to stumble as over stones in the road, until the
lips of the vulva get humid, when it manages to get inside. The vulva
then says, What has happened to you that made you stumble about so?'
The member answers, 'O my love, it was a stone lying in the road.'

the odd-headed:--Because its head is different from all ether heads.

the one with a neck:--That is the being with a short neck, a
well-developed throat, thick at the end, and a bald head, and who,
moreover, has coarse and bristly hair from the navel to the pubis.

the hairy one; who has a forest of hail:--This name is given to it
when the hair is abundant about it.

the impudent one:--It has received this name because from the moment
that it gets stiff and long it does not care for anybody, lifts
impudently the clothing of its master by raising its head fiercely,
and makes him ashamed while itself feels no shame. It acts in the same
unabashed way with women, turning up their clothes and laying bare
their thighs. Its master may blush at this conduct, but as to itself
its stiffness and determination to plunge into a vulva only increase.

the shame-faced one:--This sort of member which is met with sometimes,
is capable of feeling ashamed and timid when facing a vulva which it
does not know, and it is only after a little time that it gets bolder
and stiffens. Sometimes it is even so much troubled that it remains
incompetent for the coitus, which happens in particular when a
stranger is present, in which case it becomes quite incapable of
moving.

the weeper:--So called on account of the many tears it sheds: as soon
as it gets m erection, it weeps; when it sees a pretty face, it weeps;
handling a woman, it weeps. It goes even so far as to weep tears
sacred to memory.

the rummager:--It is named thus because as soon as it penetrates into
the vulva it begins to rummage about vigorously, until it has appeased
its passion.

the unionist:--Received that name because as soon as it is in the
vulva it pushes and works till fur meets fur, and even makes efforts
to force the testicles into it.

the expectorant:--Has received this name because when coming near a
vulva, or when it sees one, or even when merely thinking of it, or
when its master touches a woman or plays with her or kisses her, its
saliva begins to move and it has tears in its eye; this saliva is
particularly abundant when it has been for some time out of work, and
it will even wet then his master's dress. This member is very common,
and there are but few people who are not furnished with it.The liquid
it sheds is cited by lawyers under the name of medi. Its production is
the result of toyings and of lascivious thoughts. With some people it
is so abundant as to fill the vulva, so that they erroneously believe
that it comes from the woman.

the searcher:--From its habit, when in the vulva, of turning in every
direction as if in search of something; and that something is the
matrix. It will know no rest until it has found it.

the rubber:--It has got this name because it will not enter the vagina
until it has rubbed its head against the entrance and the lower part
of the belly. It is frequently mistaken for the next one.

the flabby one:--This one can never get in because it is too soft, and
it is therefore content to rub its head against the entrance to the
vulva until it ejaculates. It gives no pleasure to woman, but only
inflames her passion without being able to satisfy it, and makes cross
and irritable.

the ransacker:--So named because it penetrates into the unusual
places, makes itself well acquainted with the state of vulvas, and can
distinguish their qualities and faults.

the discoverer:--Has been thus denominated because in getting up and
raising its head, it raises the vestments which hide it, and uncovers
its master's nudities, and because it is also not afraid to lay bare
the vulvas which it does not yet know, and to lift up the clothes
which cover them without shame. It is not accessible to any sense of
bashfulness, cares for nothing and respects nothing. Nothing which
concerns the coitus is strange to it; it has a profound knowledge of
vulvas state of humidity, freshness, dryness, rightness or warmth of
vulvas which it explores assiduously. There are, in fact, certain
vulvas o exquisite exterior, plump and fine outside, whose insides
leave much to wish for, and they give no pleasure, owing to their
being not warm, but very humid, and having other similar faults. It is
for this reason that the discoverer tries to find out about things
concerning the coitusHealth Fitness Articles, and received this name.


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