OT; Joke

["Carl Carlson" <Carl@xxxxxxxxx>]

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here
is one.

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son
of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then, a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker,
you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the sweetest piece of
ash I have ever put my pecker in."

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js

- Light travels faster than sound.  That is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.