Re: disconnect letters

[Eyeball Kid <jimbo1@xxxxxxx>]

I remember one A/R woman I talked to told me she would would call
clients up at 270 days (if they got to that point ) and tell them " Hi,
it's Gloria from ABC Alarms and I just wanted to remind you that you
should send your mother flowers today"

the deadbeat invariably says "Huh, why?"

"she carried you for nine months just like we have"  she said it worked
about 50% of the time (they paid the bill, the floweres she didn't know
about)

I remember we had a customer who called up and told us he was moving and
wanted us to take the system out so we could reinstall it at his new
place.  When I looked at his account we had installed it nearly a year
ago and he still hadn't apid a cent on it.  I turned up and dutifully
pulled all the parts down and boxed them up and then put the box in my
trunk.  I pack up my tools and said bye and he asks where "his" stuff is.

"we'll be holding it for you until you need it"  (He figured out right
away what was going on)





Crash Gordon wrote:
> Yea...but unfortunately I only keep copies of the certificates I issue, and
> not where I send them...dumb...gotta fix that.
>
>
> "Diamond Dave" <sjester911@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:o4fas2dcqvebkqa9ofp62updv9upj8307v@xxxxxxxxxx
> | On Fri, 2 Feb 2007 19:04:06 -0700, "Crash Gordon"
> | <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> |
> | >Hey...anyone have any creative Collect or Disconnect letters? I got a
> couple
> | >of deadbeats I wanna blast.
> | >This could be a fun thread too :-)
> |
> | When sending a decon letter to a deadbeat is it a good idea to copy their
> | insurance provider also?
>
>