Re: disconnect letters

["Roland Moore" <roland@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

> That one could backfire on you.

I really hate it when a dead customer digs himself out of the ground and
comes in wanting to kick my ass. Not only does he track in all that dirt,
it's really hard to get a family member to take him back to the cemetery! In
that case we usually pitch him in the dumpster and lock the lid.

"Bob La Londe" <nospam@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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> "Stanley Barthfarkle" <sbarth@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
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>> "Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
>> news:45c3ed8d$0$10302$815e3792@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>> Hey...anyone have any creative Collect or Disconnect letters? I got a
>>> couple
>>> of deadbeats I wanna blast.
>>> This could be a fun thread too :-)
>>
>>
>>
>> Dear Customer,
>>
>> Are you alive?
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> That one could backfire on you.
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