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Re: Every fire ext. in plant condemmed
Under this new plan those of you who enjoy prostate exams would be free
to get as many opinions as you like.
Jim Rojas
allucan8@xxxxxxx wrote:
> On Dec 15, 10:28 am, Jim Rojas <jro...@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>> Check out some of the tremendous benefits that NFPA72-HR676 will bring
>> and see what you think:
>>
>> * Every fire suppression device in the USA will be covered.
>> * All undocumented devices will also be covered, and be brought up
>> to spec at no out of pocket expense.
>> * No more pre-existing conditions to be excluded from coverage.
>> * No more expensive deductibles or co-pays.
>> * All annual inspections will be covered.
>> * Device health and general use care will be fully covered.
>> * Long term and reassignment services will be included.
>> * You will always choose your own service provider and recharging
>> facilities.
>> * Costs of coverage will be assessed on a sliding scale basis.
>> * Tremendously simplified system of inspection administration
>>
>> Jim Rojas
>>
> RW:
> That sounds great, Jim. Why don't you throw in some free prostate
> exams too. I like them so much that I always get a second opinion.
>
>
>> Crash Gordon wrote:
>>> What about undocumented foreign fire extinguishers coming in across our open
>>> borders, will the be covered as well?- Hide quoted text -
>> - Show quoted text -
>
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