Re: URGENT - FROTH ALERT (Re: NOMINATION: Dark Angel for Salinger HLS was Re: Loonel has a gerbil up his as$ right now)

["Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx>]

Kali <kali@xxxxxxxxxx> Thou dull earth. Thou art a boil, a plague sore,
an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood. Ye gabbled:

> In <shknp.slt.19.1@xxxxxxxxxxxx>, Kadaitcha Man
> nntp.news@xxxxxxxxx said:
>> Kali <kali@xxxxxxxxxx> Thou caterpillar of the commonwealth. Thou art
>> like the harpy, which, to betray, dost with thine angels face, seize
>> with thine eagle's talons. Ye chinned:
>>
>>> Yes, it's called the need to defend one's self against false
>>> accusations.
>>
>> Bunny-boiler attachment point identified.
>>
>> URGENT - FROTH ALERT
>> NATIONAL BUNNY-BOILER WATCH SERVICE
>> 730 AM MDT TUE APR 24 2007
>>
>> ..HEAVY FROTH DEVELOPING IN REPLY TO THE ABOVE QUOTED TEXT...
>>
>> A STRONG STORM OF RAGE AND INDIGNATION WILL BRING PLENTIFUL
>> ACCUSATIONS AND SELF-DECEPTIONS DRIVING ACROSS ALT.USENET.KOOKS.
>>
>> LOCATIONS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO
>> ALT.DESIGN.GRAPHICS, ALT.HACKERS.MALICIOUS, ALT.2600,
>> ALT.ALIEN.VAMPIRE.FLONK.FLONK.FLONK, AND ALT.USENET.KOOKS.
>>
>> THE FROTHER IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING LARGE DAMAGING LIES UP TO LONDON
>> BUS SIZE...AND DAMAGING ACCUSATIONS IN EXCESS OF 60 WORDS PER
>> MINUTE. PREPARE FOR SEVERE BOUTS OF CLUELESSNESS INTERSPERSED WITH
>> EXASPERATION AS WELL AS PERIODS OF OBSESSION. MELODRAMATIC
>> REFERENCES TO PUBLIC BREAST GRABBING AND OTHER LIFE-THREATENING
>> SITUATIONS ARE A FEATURE OF THIS FROTHER. DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE
>> HISTRIONICS - BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR DRAMATIC MISREPRESENTATIONS,
>> ERRATIC BEHAVIOUR AND INSINCERE OR EXAGGERATED EXPRESSIONS OF
>> SUFFERING.
>>
>> THIS IS A DANGEROUS K00K. IF YOU ARE IN ITS PATH...PREPARE
>> IMMEDIATELY FOR DAMAGING BLASTS...SELF-DESTRUCTIVE DELUSIONS...AND
>> DEADLY CLOUDS OF VAPOURS. POSTERS IN THE VICINITY OF THE WARNED AREA
>> SHOULD MOVE TO A NUCLEAR FROTH SHELTER...PREFERABLY IN DEEP SPACE.
>>
>> IF YOU ARE IN THE VICINITY OF THE WARNED AREA DO NOT POST ANYTHING
>> INTO THE THREADS THAT THE K00K IS POSTING INTO UNLESS YOU ARE
>> HEAPING SCORN AND DERISION UPON THE K00K'S INTENDED TARGET OR ARE
>> OFFERING MORAL SUPPORT TO THE K00K. FAILURE TO HEED THIS WARNING
>> WILL CAUSE THE WRATH OF THE K00K TO BE DIRECTED AT YOU AND YOU WILL
>> BE ATTACKED WITH PERSISTENT, MEANINGLESS COMPLAINING AND WHINING.
>>
>> THE FROTHER MAKES HEAVY USE OF PKB ACCUSATIONS. IF YOU ACCUSE THE
>> K00K OF BEING INSANE IT WILL ACCUSE YOU OF BEING INSANE WITHIN ONE
>> HOUR THEN IT WILL ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU ACCUSE THE K00K
>> OF BEING A PSYCHO-STALKER IT WILL ACCUSE YOU OF BEING A
>> PSYCHO-STALKER WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT WILL ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D
>> IT. IF YOU ACCUSE THE K00K OF SLINGING ITS KNICKERS AROUND IT WILL
>> CLAIM IT IS SLINGING YOUR KNICKERS AROUND WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT
>> WILL ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU TELL THE K00K IT DOES NOT
>> MATTER HOW MUCH THE KOOK TWISTS AND TURNS IT WILL TELL YOU IT DOES
>> NOT MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TWIST AND TURN WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT WILL
>> ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT. IF YOU TELL THE K00K THAT IT CANNOT
>> JUSTIFY ITS BEHAVIOUR IT WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU CANNOT JUSTIFY YOUR
>> BEHAVIOUR WITHIN ONE HOUR THEN IT WILL ASSERT THAT YOU PKB'D IT.
>>
>> IF YOU USE PLURAL PRONOUNS TO REFER TO OTHER PEOPLE THE K00K WILL
>> DEMAND THAT YOU CREATE A LITS FOR ITS IMMEDIATE CONSUMPTION. IF YOU
>> TELL THE K00K IT IS LYING IT WILL ASSERT THAT EVERYTHING IT HAS LIED
>> ABOUT IS TRUE AND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS NOT TRUE.
>>
>> ***CAUTION*** THIS K00K IS KNOWN TO REVISE HISTORY BY APPLYING A
>> NEGATIVE CONTEXT TO THE HISTORY. MAJOR HISTORICAL REVISIONS ARE
>> FOLLOWED BY A RAPID AND HIGHLY BIZARRE MANOEUVRE THAT DRAGS THE
>> HORRIBLY DISTORTED HISTORY OVER THE INTERVENING TIMESPAN AND INTO TO
>> THE PRESENT. THIS MEANS THAT IF YOU WERE PISSED OFF AT THE CAT FOR
>> SHITTING IN THE CORNER TWELVE MONTHS AGO THEN YOU WERE PISSED OFF AT
>> THE CAT IN ALL THE INTERVENING TIME AND ARE STILL PISSED OFF AT THE
>> CAT IN THE PRESENT. NO AMOUNT OF LOGIC WILL CONVINCE THE K00K THAT
>> ITS BRAIN IS FUCKED OR THAT IT HAS REVISED HISTORY TO SUIT ITSELF.
>>
>> ADDITIONAL CAUTION: THE K00K IS EXPECTED TO MAKE MANY REFERENCES TO
>> MICHAEL CRANSTON ATTORNEY. MICHAEL CRANSTON ATTORNEY IS THE K00K'S
>> FORMER KNIGHT IN SHINING TINFOIL HOWEVER THE K00K HAS BEEN ABANDONED
>> BY CRANSTON AND NOW TAKES SUCCOUR FROM ANY AND ALL NETK00KS FURTHER
>> STRENGTHENING ITS POSTION AS AN UNWANTED INTERLOPER, SOCIAL OUTCAST
>> AND PARIAH.
>>
>> SLOP AND SLOSH WILL STRENGTHEN AND CONTINUE THROUGH TONIGHT. THIS
>> WILL BRING HEAVY ACRIMONY TO CERTAIN ALT.USENET.KOOKS PATRONS.
>> MOUNTAINS CAN BE EXPECTED TO UPROOT THEMSELVES AND FLEE. THE
>> VEHEMENT HYSTERICS SHOULD BEGIN TO DIMINISH LATE TONIGHT AS THE
>> FROTHER MOVES INTO LOW GEAR FOLLOWED BY AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF "I STILL
>> LOVE HIM!".
>>
>> FROTHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATES ADDITIONAL RAGESTORMS MOVING
>> INTO THE WARNED AREA IN COMING DAYS. FOAM RATES OF AROUND EIGHT
>> INCHES PER HOUR ARE POSSIBLE WITH SOME OF THE STRONGER OUTBURSTS.
>> THE INDICATED FLOOD STAGE IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS IS 9.0 FEET. CURRENT
>> STAGE HEIGHT IN ALT.USENET.KOOKS CONTINUES TO HOVER AROUND 4 FEET 7
>> INCHES.
>>
>> DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO NEWSGROUPS WHERE THE FROTH COVERS THE VIDEO
>> DISPLAY. THE FROTH DEPTH MAY BE TOO GREAT TO ALLOW YOU TO READ
>> SAFELY. MOVE TO HIGHER MORAL GROUND. CONTACT YOUR NEAREST AND
>> DEAREST. MAKE THE SMART CHOICE...TURN AROUND...DONT DROWN.
>
> <APPLAUSE!>
>
> lmao@thewholethang

:)

> Kali

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