Re: NRA

[JoeRaisin <joeraisin@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Jim wrote:
> Bill Cosby tells the story about the guy who was mugged a number of
> times and decided he was going to take up Karate. He takes classes for
> about two years and gets a few belts (what ever the colors are)
>
> He decides he's going to walk down the streets in the neighborhoods
> where he'd been mugged. Sure enough, some guy pops out of the ally and
> says 'gimme all your money" The victim jumps up in the air, throw a
> few "air" punches and yell KARATE!  The mugger, unphased, swinging
> from behind his back yells .... MONKEYWRENCH!
>

He had another one where he talks about learning how to disarm a mugger
who is behind you by tightening up your elbow and turning around quickly
thus striking the perp. (didn't sound too effective even when I was a
kid - but its a joke...)

He says tht with his newfound confidence he was strolling the streets
with money hanging out of his pockets hoping to be mugged and sure
enough one day there was a voice from behind him, "gimme your dough."

He says, "I tighten up my elbow, quick turn around... it was a midget."

"What are you? Some kind of song and dance man? Gimme your dough before
I blow your kneecaps off."