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Re: Looking for online "basics" resources...
LOL
that's the spirit!!
"Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de
news: 456bc649$0$501$815e3792@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Oh brother ain't that the truth!
>
> My wife wanted me to teach her Photoshop in one night. Why? Because you
> have
> it on your machine, so I want to use it to print family pics...uh ok..but
> that's a bit of an over-kill, why don't you use Picture It...it's on your
> machine already. Why? You think I'm dumb? No, but it took me 6 months to
> learn PS. Well, that means I can learn it in 3. Ok, so what do you need me
> for? To teach me. Well, no one taught me...so you're on your own and we'll
> have a contest in 3 months :-)
>
>
>
> "Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
> news:jMOah.26562$yQ2.1508458@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> | You don't have a wife for asking such question
> |
> | even if I teach computer stuff at night as a second job,I am not able to
> | teach one bit about computer to my wife...
> |
> | and why is it like that? simple,as soon that you repeat anything she
> will
> | say: I am not dumb you told me that before...so you go on and now she
> | complaint that your too fast,cause you don't repeat anymore,I've been
> able
> | to teach a 62 years old electrician on how to to install its whole OS on
> his
> | pc.in a 60 hour class,and at the first class he was not even able to
> find
> | the power switch on the IBM machine in front of him..
> |
> | But a man CANT teach anything technical to his wife....that's like
> trying
> to
> | make a Jewish mother say that she was wrong on anything in front of her
> | kids....
> |
> |
> | "G. Morgan" <alarmpro@xxxxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
> | 704nm29h00h9808411dpr375hn8afrbf70@xxxxxxxxxx
> | > On Mon, 27 Nov 2006 22:58:16 GMT, Matt Ion <soundy106@xxxxxxxxx>
> | > wrote:
> | >
> | >>
> | >>Yes, but she needs to understand it well enough to answer the
> questions
> on
> | >>the
> | >>insurance certification exam. The study material, as I said, *starts
> off*
> | >>with
> | >>a high-low balanced circuit with C-form relay wiring, but with no
> | >>electronics
> | >>background, none of that makes any sense to her.
> | >>
> | >>Whether she retains any of it after the exam is another matter.
> | >
> | >
> | > Why don't YOU tutor her?
> | >
> | > --
> | >
> | > -Graham
> | >
> | > (delete the double e's to email)
> |
> |
>
>
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