Re: Looking for online "basics" resources...

["Crash Gordon" <webmaster@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Oh brother ain't that the truth!

My wife wanted me to teach her Photoshop in one night. Why? Because you have
it on your machine, so I want to use it to print family pics...uh ok..but
that's a bit of an over-kill, why don't you use Picture It...it's on your
machine already. Why? You think I'm dumb? No, but it took me 6 months to
learn PS. Well, that means I can learn it in 3. Ok, so what do you need me
for? To teach me. Well, no one taught me...so you're on your own and we'll
have a contest in 3 months :-)



"Petem" <petem001@xxxxxxxxx> wrote in message
news:jMOah.26562$yQ2.1508458@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
| You don't have a wife for asking such question
|
| even if I teach computer stuff at night as a second job,I am not able to
| teach one bit about computer to my wife...
|
| and why is it like that? simple,as soon that you repeat anything she will
| say: I am not dumb you told me that before...so you go on and now she
| complaint that your too fast,cause you don't repeat anymore,I've been able
| to teach a 62 years old electrician on how to to install its whole OS on
his
| pc.in a 60 hour class,and at the first class he was not even able to find
| the power switch on the IBM machine in front of him..
|
| But a man CANT teach anything technical to his wife....that's like trying
to
| make a Jewish mother say that she was wrong on anything in front of her
| kids....
|
|
| "G. Morgan" <alarmpro@xxxxxxxxxxx> a écrit dans le message de news:
| 704nm29h00h9808411dpr375hn8afrbf70@xxxxxxxxxx
| > On Mon, 27 Nov 2006 22:58:16 GMT, Matt Ion <soundy106@xxxxxxxxx>
| > wrote:
| >
| >>
| >>Yes, but she needs to understand it well enough to answer the questions
on
| >>the
| >>insurance certification exam.  The study material, as I said, *starts
off*
| >>with
| >>a high-low balanced circuit with C-form relay wiring, but with no
| >>electronics
| >>background, none of that makes any sense to her.
| >>
| >>Whether she retains any of it after the exam is another matter.
| >
| >
| > Why don't YOU tutor her?
| >
| > --
| >
| > -Graham
| >
| > (delete the double e's to email)
|
|